Notes From Underground

Rough weekend for EIC Nowel: Indianapolis Colts lose in a heartbreaker to the Kansas Chiefs, his fantasy team (not The Griffin league) loses by 0.08 because the New York Giants scored only six points and he gets sick.

On the bright side for EIC Nowel, he took down Karen Rodger’s by 100 as here’s the Week 2 update from The Griffin fantasy football league. Features is on a roll after beating News last week, they did it again because a certain Dusza (we can blame Jon) forgot to bench AJ Brown over Christian Watson. CoopDawg’s Harbingers of C… upset Drake Maye or maybe Drake Maye thought it was a bye week. News bounced back to beat the Ghoul, what’s with everyone forgetting to bench injured players. Finally, Mo beat Nobody in a battle of whose QB can score the least. Long recap, definitely worth it. See you in Week 3.

The Underground is very pleased to see fantasy hockey also starting as the Underground is not happy with football and needs hockey to save the Underground from tunneling forever.

Javohir Aminov is the Bop It champion. The Underground challenges any that wish to make him defend his title.

The Underground is great at giving directions. Even Campus Safety needed the help of the Underground when looking for their lost Student Center.

The Underground got stung by a bee today for the first time ever in their life. They are still in pain, it was a very large bee.

The Underground, home to phone–eating chairs. 

The Underground is currently being haunted by the ghost of sports department past, is he encroaching upon ghoul territory?  Stay tuned.

The Munderground has been seen wearing an orange shirt, he’s third cousin to the boyfriend’s sister of the Ghoul.

Ex-Assistant News Editor Peter Neville has recently been cast as John The Baptist in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film “The Bible.”

Ex-Sports Editor Colin Richey is disappointed in the lack of sports going on in the sports corner.

Ex-Sports Editor Colin Richey was recently the victim of identity fraud.  Please contact Jase May as he is none the wiser and could be next.  

The Ghoul is fortifying and arming all portals into the haunt, The Griffin Office, lest a certain ghastly sports editor try to remain in this realm past death. 

If you wish to read Opinion Editor Hitman’s article, don’t bother. In summary: “blah, blah, blah”.

The Ghoul was made aware of their fantasy loss through whispers in the Underground. The Ghoul doesn’t feel the need to concern themselves too deeply with these worldly matters.