Spooky Staff Stories (So Scary!)

By The Griffin Staff

Lucas: Zipper got caught.

Sophie: Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everybody died, the end.

Colin: Josh Allen has officially announced his retirement.

Kamal: As I sat down for my first day of classes, my professor welcomed me to CSC 111.

Peter: Pants fell down.

Mikayla: I’m still in the Griffin Office.

Ash: She was born a woman.

Anonymous: When I walk past the e-sports room.

Kaitlyn: A hockey player walked into the room.

Kaitlin: They hit a pentagon.

Dr. Snyder: Churchill tower at night.

Andrew: The spirits were not pleased.

Sara: The AP style book has announced that dashes are henceforth banned.

Rivy: OM 4th floor at night…

Liz: Never ride the Churchill elevator to the 13th floor at 3am 😱 

Hannah: When you pass one of the freshmen.

Bri: There were no clubs on campus 

Mo: On October 30th 2025 I was gripped by two men.