Notes from Underground

What do you mean fire drills at 10 p.m. aren’t normal? That’s how we did it back in my day.

The previous statement was said by a former Underground goer, who now roams this land as a ghost, known by the name Pepaw Williams.

Quite frankly I believe that we should have ALL of our FIRE DRILLS at 2:30 a.m. for the security of AMERICA, sincerely the Underground.

Did it take 11 days to finish moving and organizing EIC Nowel’s room? Yes, but in his defense… wait no, he has no defense. It might’ve taken a simple “finish your dorm” by an unknown source to convince the new leader of The Griffin.

A joy of birding class has gone into Forest Lawn, but will they be able to get out as the gates have closed on them? Find out next week…

After rain dampened the spirits of club leaders… wait, nothing can dampen the spirits of club leaders, they can still get freshmen to sign up even in the depths of the tunnels.

Sports layout doesn’t know what to do now that Shingles is gone. Who will he start fights with? Maybe he might use the baseball arm strength to reach the new opinion editor in his corner. The opinion editor, in turn, would run really fast and leave sports layout in the dust. Let a new saga begin!

Andrew Nowel reportedly has gone full method, devoting his entire being to upholding duties of editor-in-chief. He even legally changed his first name to EIC in the process.

Opinion would like to remind sports layout that a softball arm is stronger than a baseball arm, and the Opinion section has one in their arsenal. Threats will not be taken lightly. #opinionstickstogether

The Ghoul has returned, more haunting than ever. Their powers were supercharged when their residence (aka haunt), Lyons Hall, was struck by lightning over the summer. 

Javo was also supercharged when recently struck by lightning in Student Life. 

Gianna Fuentes is a beautiful human. 

Imagine getting hit by an arrow…that would hurt real bad.

Just found out I have a term paper, although it’s not due till Nov. 3rd, it is still going to hang over me like a storm cloud all semester.

The Underground loves Dr. Hardwick, he makes our 8 a.m. bearable.