The Canisius Men’s Basketball X account has taken a lesson from the Steve K. Stoute School of Miscommunication, posting a score announcement as vague as our president’s State of the University addresses. It read: “Final: Maryland scored more points than we did.” Yeah, we figured.
The Thanksgiving Sit-Down dinner hosted by Chartwells this week had students flocking to the dining hall in numbers we haven’t seen all year. Coincidentally, it's the most traffic the student center bathrooms have gotten all year as well.
Our dear Editor-in-Chief baked pies for the staff to celebrate Thanksgiving in the office this week. They were pretty good, but we all felt kinda funny after. Honestly, we don’t really remember the rest of editing night post-pie.
Last week’s features section covered campus canine Jasmine’s journey to becoming an official service animal, able to accompany her owner through the halls of Old Main – and the story is developing! Jasmine had her first day of classes this past Wednesday! She’s already earned a higher GPA than the entire Men’s Baseball team, and is set to receive her master’s in data analytics by 2026.
The Underground is proud to announce that it has been invited to take part in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City, as a part of Canisius’ efforts to recruit new students. The Underground will be throwing the old books from the library at all the children on the streets of New York.
Break is not here yet! Remember that you still have to give full, complete effort on Monday and Tuesday next week, and totally not check out in anticipation of going home!
The Underground would like to wish all its loyal readers a very happy and restful Thanksgiving. The Underground, personally, has nothing to be thankful for.
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