Notes from the Underground 10/24

The Underground is back! Did you miss us? Oh you did? We didn’t miss you. Bah humbug.

This note is directed to Canisius facilities: the pool is in the Koessler Athletic Center, and if you want to fill it using the power of nature through rain, please redirect leaks from the fourth floor of Old Main down the street to the KAC. Like, that there was rain pouring down the walls and onto our classmates’ heads is just jarring. I guess we forgot our suits? That was not on our class syllabus. 

The Underground is wondering why the elevator in the Student Center smelled strongly of sulfur on Wednesday… maybe we are slowly going to hell. It seems that someone is teasing what it’s really like down there. But to be fair, with it slowly reaching the boiling point of water in the Underground, we’re starting to really enjoy it! 

Dear Oliver Tarr: I am NOT homeless. - Mandy. 

The Griffin has been hit with a major bug; the UTI. We would like to take this time to thank today's sponsor, AZO. Thanks to them our symptoms have subsided slightly and we don’t want that to go unappreciated.

Who is we?

Shingles here currently wondering if they can obliterate half of campus to put in a gilded ballroom. Or is that exclusive to fascist regimes? Also also, is it possible to prevent “supreme courts” from doing the totally not-supreme action of overturning civil rights. Or is asking to keep my basic human and civil liberties making me too much of a woke snowflake baby?