Notes from the Underground 10/10/25

This note from The Underground comes directly from THE actual underground, aka the metro, where our victorious Griff fans are heading back to campus and being sung to by the new men’s lax team’s a cappella group, who traded in their lacrosse sticks for microphones. We don’t know what we did to deserve this, but we’re sorry for whatever it was. Somehow, it has made us miss the Dippy and Dipshit Trio, words The Underground never ever thought they’d write ever.

EIC Quayler here to report that her fantasy team, which was 0–4, has turned 0–5. I can’t remember what happened on Sunday, but I do know that now I’m in a cozy white room with a jacket that I can’t move my arms in. Hey, it’s better than The Griffin office, that’s for sure.

This note is dedicated to the Jolly Green Giant – you just got #owned by the Hockey Griffs. But next time, pick on someone your own size, pal. With that being said, Mandy and Quayler would like to take this opportunity to share a special message to the rest of the Griff Picks gang: we told you so.

Along with the serenade on the metro, you may be lucky enough to catch a lovely rendition of Ave Maria in the KeyBank Center parking garage by yet another student athlete. Who knew you guys were such dual threats? Maybe all that money we’re pouring into athletics might be worth it after all.

Thank you, D-Hall, for the pierogi merch, especially the beach ball. We definitely won’t be taking gooddd advantage of that bad boy in The Griffin office – to all the men on staff, you better learn how to duck, and fast.

The Underground wishes the best of luck to Steven Rotini this weekend xoxo The Werewolf staff <3