Notes from the Underground 02/07/25

The Underground is once again fed up with the University constantly scheduling all the best events on Thursday nights directly in the middle of when The Griffin is holed up editing the paper. Further, we’d like to preemptively apologize for any print errors in this edition, as much of the staff had to be out of the office to attend the 100 Days senior party. It’s not our fault they were serving alcohol. 

With the Quadrangle submission deadline being extended, The Griffin would like to remind readers that if the Q doesn’t want you, our Creative Corner will in fact take your rejected poems. 

The Griffin staff had the pleasure of welcoming a photographer into the office to capture some candid shots as they edited this very edition. The photographs will be displayed in an exhibit at the Albright Knox Gallery, titled ‘A Study in Sleep Deprivation.’

The Underground would like to remind Public Safety that we have eyes everywhere and would like to respectfully ask the sexy public safety officer to stop taking up spots in the Dugan lot, especially the handicapped spots…

The Underground slipped on its way to its chamber this week. It is proud to announce that it has begun a class action lawsuit against Canisius and Mother Nature, and invites all of its loyal readers to join.

Donald Trump has claimed that USAID has stolen billions from American taxpayers. Luckily, Trump has failed to realize that The Underground has used the USAID banking account to fund its plots.