Editors' Picks

If you could ban everyone in the world from eating one food, what food would it be?

Courtney: Not one food, but fruits and vegetables. Besides the occasional banana. 

Ashley: I think I would have to say Taco Bell beef. It makes me gag. On that note, shepherd's pie, I would shoot it with a gun. Sloppy joe too.

Maddy: Pickles. And peppers, specifically bell peppers. The thought of eating one makes me wanna die.

Hannah: Any cake with like a fruit in it. I hate that. Just like a cake consistency with apples, I can’t do that. Zucchini and squash would be there too.

Kaitlin: Mayo or like bread pudding. And cherry tomatoes.

Hannah, again: Just all tomatoes.

Sydney: I feel like top of head turkey, because I don’t know if I feel it in my soul.

Mikayla: I’m pro-choice so I don’t wanna restrict everybody.

Liz: I think I’ll say eggs (sorry Gaston (Maddy Lockwood)).

Sophie: I’m gonna say yogurt. It’s like gaggy, it’s just a sensory nightmare. It’s gross, imo.

Chloe: Fish. Smells awful. Ew. Let the fish live. TUNA, TUNA, oh my god, it smells so bad.

Colin: Coffee because I wanna see the world burn. Mr. Ben Richey will hate me for that.

Lucas: Ortolan bunting. Enough said.

Jon: I’m fine with eggs in general. But hard-boiled eggs should be illegal because not only do they smell bad, it’s like a gag-inducing smell. I don’t care how it tastes, it interferes with others. In 5th grade my teacher used to eat hard-boiled eggs everyday and it was so bad that we forced her to leave the class to eat lunch. Eating a hard-boiled egg is genuinely one of the most selfish things you can do.

Sara: Probably seafood in general. It smells and tastes like you really shouldn’t be eating it.