Editors Pick

“If you became president today, what is the first executive order you would write?” 

Ava: Before everyone leaves the house every day, I have to check their outfit.

Jon: That’s so unrealistic… Patriot Act 2.0

Liz: Banning the LED headlights. I’m sorry but that I will die on. “If you need two portable suns on the front of your car in order to drive… YOU SHOULD NOT DRIVE AT NIGHT!”

Sophie: We should normalize the Irish goodbye.

Maddy: Ummm… I wanna be funny. Everyone has to laugh at my jokes!

Lucas: A nationalized high-speed rail network should be established, connecting all major U.S. cities and metro areas with an initial construction phase starting in two years.

Courtney: Dunkin’s brownie batter donuts will be available all year round. 

Colin: Keep the U.S. in Eastern Daylight Time for the entire year– no changing clocks back an hour.

Peter: Change X back to Twitter. 

Jon: I would uhhh… condemn the Supreme Court as an anti-democratic institution which has actively sought to curtail the will of the people throughout American history, which in my view is fundamentally un-American. 

Kaitlin: Everyone has to go back to a rotary phone.

Ash: I… would make it illegal to be mean to others. I don’t like bullies.

Ava: You bully me pretty often?!

Ash: I was actually bullied pretty horrendously in 4th grade. It was a horrible year.

Sara: I’d prohibit tailgating. Like, I’m talking about driving. It drives me nuts. (Get it?)

Sydney: Bring back the old Today@Canisius. 

Mikayla: Make Instagram Square Again.

Chloe: Streets must be plowed after a snow day

Lio: All Disney adults must self-identify.

Hannah: Everyone has to be an Eagles fan FOREVER. NOT JUST FOR THE SUPER BOWL!!!