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Writer: Ava GreenAva Green

“If you became president today, what is the first executive order you would write?” 


Ava: Before everyone leaves the house every day, I have to check their outfit.

Jon: That’s so unrealistic… Patriot Act 2.0


Liz: Banning the LED headlights. I’m sorry but that I will die on. “If you need two portable suns on the front of your car in order to drive… YOU SHOULD NOT DRIVE AT NIGHT!”


Sophie: We should normalize the Irish goodbye.


Maddy: Ummm… I wanna be funny. Everyone has to laugh at my jokes!


Lucas: A nationalized high-speed rail network should be established, connecting all major U.S. cities and metro areas with an initial construction phase starting in two years.


Courtney: Dunkin’s brownie batter donuts will be available all year round. 


Colin: Keep the U.S. in Eastern Daylight Time for the entire year– no changing clocks back an hour.


Peter: Change X back to Twitter. 


Jon: I would uhhh… condemn the Supreme Court as an anti-democratic institution which has actively sought to curtail the will of the people throughout American history, which in my view is fundamentally un-American. 


Kaitlin: Everyone has to go back to a rotary phone.


Ash: I… would make it illegal to be mean to others. I don’t like bullies.

Ava: You bully me pretty often?!

Ash: I was actually bullied pretty horrendously in 4th grade. It was a horrible year.


Sara: I’d prohibit tailgating. Like, I’m talking about driving. It drives me nuts. (Get it?)


Sydney: Bring back the old Today@Canisius. 


Mikayla: Make Instagram Square Again.


Chloe: Streets must be plowed after a snow day


Lio: All Disney adults must self-identify.


Hannah: Everyone has to be an Eagles fan FOREVER. NOT JUST FOR THE SUPER BOWL!!!

 
 
 

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