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Editors Pick

  • The Griffin
  • Sep 20, 2024
  • 1 min read

By: The Griffin

If you could live on any planet, which planet would you want to live on?


Courtney: Saturn. SZA says life’s better on Saturn. 

Gabby: Venus because women, duh. Or Saturn because she’s so pretty. 

Sophie: Neptune because it is drawn to water of sorts. 

Sara: Earth is pretty nice.

Jon: Neptune. I think it would be real quiet out on Neptune. It gives off a more quiet vibe. I bet it smells like mint because it's blue. 

Julian: Pluto. It’s definitely a planet. 

Bri: Pluto because it’s cute. The name’s cute, I haven’t actually been on it. 

Maddy: Earth because I’m here. 

Hannah: Earth because I don’t want to wanna live on a planet without Madelynn Lockwood. 

Maddy, again: Whatever planet is furthest away from Hannah Wiley. 

Kaitlin: Can I live on the Sun instead? 

Liz: I want to say Uranus… but… I agree with Gabby, “Venus because women, duh.”

Mikayla: How did nobody say Mars? I’m living on Mars. 

Ava: Probably Saturn. Rings. Because like no wait, it just feels very like … I have no words other than like … to me. Like it's just … I don’t know. Yeah Saturn. 

Ashley: Jupiter because she's the biggest and the baddest.

Sydney: I feel like Jupiter. It’s massive so you just like … hang out. 


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