A Very Spooky Tale

By The Griffin Staff

It was a dark and stormy night…

Sergio: My white shoes began to get covered with mud as I walked through the cemetery…

Peter: Then suddenly, an inconceivable apparition appeared before me and said…

Lucas: “You must kidnap freshmen to continue the lineage of The Griffin…”

Andrew: “To do so, enter the lair of Lio Salazar who possesses the key…”

Colin: They entered the lair cautiously, preparing for whatever terrors awaited.

Kaitlyn: They were anxiously avoiding the deep dark corner of the lair, slowly walking over the skeletons strategically placed on the ground.

Sophie: Things were going fine, until all of a sudden, they noticed an eerie figure in the deep dark corner.

Vinny: Noticing me staring, the figure turned toward me and said…

Sara: “For the low-low price of $19.99 this premium non-stick pan set could be all yours! And if you call right now, we’ll also throw in a limited edition spatula! Call NOW with your credit card information.”

Bri: So obviously I couldn’t pass up this amazing offer. But before you predict my next move, I not only bought 1 but ALL the non-stick pan sets. MAWAHAHA

Kaitlin: Now that I have all of these non-stick pan sets, I figured it was time to start cooking…people. 

Lily: I used to love gym class. The aromas in the locker room were so intoxicating to me. Naturally, I made sure to save the sweat from their final moments to use as marinade.

Sara: After marinating for 30 minutes, I’d go to math class so others could appreciate my athletics-induced aromatics.

Ash: I had to get home as my beans were almost done cooking.

Mo: With those beans I had a delicious people meal with my family and then went to sleep… until the nightmares started.