Notes from the Underground 2/16

Did anyone else see Joe Biden’s weird post on Instagram and X with the laser eyes edited on himself? We’re not quite sure if the president has been hacked or if he’s actually just posted by himself for the first time. 

The Underground is incredibly proud of Canisius for finally expanding its dining options. Unfortunately, every last one of them leaves us running for the bathroom. 

The Underground was thinking about its readers this week on Valentine’s Day. The Underground wants nothing more than to snuggle with all its readers and feel their warm grasp; sniff their hair perhaps. It would be the first warmth The Underground has felt in its life.

The Underground would like to encourage readers to tap into their preteen and rediscover the magic of 2017 vibes insert vine boom here insert overlapping and intensifying vine booms 

Kanye West decided to drop his album the same week that Taylor Swift won a Super Bowl by proxy. 15 years later, and he’s gonna let her finish, but Beyonce still had one of the best videos of all time.

The Underground would like to go back in time to find out who but the first ‘r’ in February. We have some words for them

The Underground has learned that this will be the last edition of The Griffin until March 1. This year, March will come in like a Purple Eagle and out like a Griffin. Good luck.