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Notes from the Underground 09/23/21

The Underground will never not be confused why we had all that fuss about founding a republic with freedom of religion just so we could not be prosecuted for waiting for the Kingdom of God. The Underground wishes Christians would be more consistent with their messaging. Kingdom implies that succession will occur — perhaps the Democratic People’s Republic of God would be more accurate?

The Underground doesn’t care about the meaning of life, what being good means, blah blah blah. There are more important questions that the Bible evades: do angels compose the divine Supreme Court? Do Saints compose the Congress (and is it a multi-party and parliamentary system)? Is God impeachable?

If the Electoral College is in the afterlife, the Underground would choose H-E-double-hockey-sticks.

The Underground wonders if Saint Romanus is the speaker of the Heavenly House.

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